Not many people know this closely guarded secret but Moose Drool goes great on a nice bacon wrapped filet mignon right as the flames reach two inches in height,like Hobbits roasting on Mordor. Emeril has tried to recklessley assasinate me several times last February(ironicly the month of lovers passions) to gain access to my Moose Drool recipe book.Unbeknowst to this Hitler of the food network,I can run like a Prefontain of the past even though I am portly to say the least.Bam I say to you ,Emeril!!!! Bam to your axis of evil.Nay,I say you will never obtain the sacred recipes of my forefathers.
Moose Drool has saved three of my marriages,even though I've never been married.
Thanks and keep brewing the essence of life.
Signed,
Rick
