I was at a campout with about 30 people. I had brought some Moose Drool and some hard cider to share with other campers. I was talking to this cute blonde, and offered her a beer. I thought for sure she would want the cider, so I offered one to her. She said, "Hell no! I want Moose Drool." We were married two months later. You don't let one like that get away.
Thanks Moose Drool!